For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.
The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.
HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS THANK YOU
ALSO I THINK THIS MEANS I’M POLYSEXUAL? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER M8
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.
Bless whoever made this.
Am i the only one thinking that this is how Galadriel is gonna be in bofa?
I still hope this could happen despite the new hobbit’s poster
how will we be able to explain to our grandchildren that people in our times managed to make a living off of making 6 second videos
Bombur was poorly represented in the new poster so I made a couple alterations.
pls stop forgetting him
corporeality is a scam. text “GET ME OUTTA THIS THING” to 1-800-SHITBODY and “find the new you” as
- spectral radience (orb only) on amateur romanian ghosthunter’s camcorder footage
- repeating fragment of text (specify, keep it PG please) on eerie green computer display in abandoned russian nuclear silo
- otherworldly energy blast from hero’s eyes, hands
- just a normal, casual ghost. jeans, graphic tshirt. take it easy.
- screaming skull launched from villain’s screaming skull launcher (the launcher is screaming too)
- an itching, jagged memory, buried too deep to be parsed consciously, bedeviling exlover unto death (specify which)
when the tag of your fave character is absolutely terrible